sulkingsouls: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again when else am i going to exercise
spookthempolitely: when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
raspberrying: I think people think I am a detached, apathetic asshole because I show no emotion in negative/stressful situations but really I just hate feeling vulnerable so I surpress everything, proceed to go have really crazy, dramatic breakdowns in the privacy of my own room, then go eat snacks like it never happened
imfeelinghellagood: so if tumblr is worth 1.1 billion dollars and there are 108.5 million blogs that means my blog is worth approximately $10.14 so mom don’t fucking tell me I do nothing all day
bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far. Woah man, that art is sick.
sex-like-a-nympho: i like when it hurts in the right way.
karkat-kirkland: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT...
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud